1 00:00:06,069 --> 00:00:08,256 - Showtime. - I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia. 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,341 Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven. 3 00:00:10,365 --> 00:00:12,802 - Is that milk? - Heavens to Betsy! 4 00:00:12,826 --> 00:00:15,537 - You can join the fun. - And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey. 5 00:00:16,788 --> 00:00:17,849 You left us for dead, 6 00:00:17,873 --> 00:00:19,183 and now it's like nothing happened? 7 00:00:19,207 --> 00:00:21,310 I'll fucking kill you. 8 00:00:21,334 --> 00:00:22,437 Go on. 9 00:00:22,461 --> 00:00:23,563 - Do it. - Fuck Butcher. 10 00:00:23,587 --> 00:00:25,022 Fuck Hughie. 11 00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:26,232 You're just gonna drag us all down with you. 12 00:00:26,256 --> 00:00:27,150 Mom! 13 00:00:27,174 --> 00:00:28,067 - Annie. - Hi. 14 00:00:28,091 --> 00:00:29,193 How old was I 15 00:00:29,217 --> 00:00:31,821 when you let Vought pump me full of drugs? 16 00:00:31,845 --> 00:00:34,949 They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life. 17 00:00:34,973 --> 00:00:36,743 You told me that Daddy left because 18 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,369 he lost all of our savings. 19 00:00:38,393 --> 00:00:40,246 Was it really bad investments? 20 00:00:40,270 --> 00:00:43,916 Your whole Marlboro Man act, it's fucking crap, and I-- 21 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,918 Fort Harmony was an Army hospital 22 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:47,920 where Frederick Vought was testing the V1. 23 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:50,590 If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look. 24 00:00:50,614 --> 00:00:53,342 V1's ten times more potent than today's formula. 25 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:57,287 Only worked on a handful of early Supes: you and Stormfront. 26 00:00:58,413 --> 00:01:00,975 - Who is Stormfront? - Dr. Vought's wife Clara. 27 00:01:00,999 --> 00:01:02,685 I think you knew her as Liberty? 28 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:03,936 We're still gonna go after Homelander, right? 29 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,188 Not without the virus. 30 00:01:05,212 --> 00:01:06,606 You said I was strong enough. 31 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:08,149 You said I was the only one who could stop him. 32 00:01:08,173 --> 00:01:10,735 I just said that so you'd get him out of the tower. 33 00:01:10,759 --> 00:01:11,843 My sweet, sweet boy. 34 00:01:20,101 --> 00:01:21,144 Homelander? 35 00:01:22,521 --> 00:01:24,081 Fire... 36 00:01:24,105 --> 00:01:25,314 cracker. 37 00:01:27,317 --> 00:01:29,212 - What's that smell? - Oh, it, uh, 38 00:01:29,236 --> 00:01:30,880 might be my new perfume line. 39 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:33,132 It's General Lee's Secret. 40 00:01:33,156 --> 00:01:34,407 No. 41 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:36,201 That's my father. 42 00:01:36,785 --> 00:01:38,203 It's Soldier Boy. 43 00:01:39,287 --> 00:01:41,998 - Uh, I can smell him all over you. - Right. 44 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:45,710 Of course. 'Cause we was just, uh, prepping for our interview. 45 00:01:46,419 --> 00:01:48,171 - Prepping? - Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:51,609 Uh... 47 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,319 I need you for something. 48 00:01:53,343 --> 00:01:54,803 You do? 49 00:01:57,681 --> 00:02:01,619 I have received the most wonderful message. 50 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,287 Mm. 51 00:02:03,311 --> 00:02:05,081 I was visited... 52 00:02:05,105 --> 00:02:06,565 by an angel. 53 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:11,278 And she foretold my destiny. 54 00:02:12,821 --> 00:02:15,299 Wow. Well, praise be. 55 00:02:15,323 --> 00:02:16,825 And what is it? 56 00:02:17,909 --> 00:02:19,160 God. 57 00:02:20,245 --> 00:02:22,181 Sir, that is wonderful. 58 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:24,475 There is no higher calling than serving the Lord. 59 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:25,560 Oh. No. 60 00:02:25,584 --> 00:02:28,295 Not serving the Lord. 61 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,380 Being the Lord. 62 00:02:32,382 --> 00:02:34,009 I am the Messiah. 63 00:02:36,303 --> 00:02:38,906 I'm the savior of the world. 64 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:41,391 The... Messiah? 65 00:02:42,559 --> 00:02:43,602 Yes. 66 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:45,687 Um... 67 00:02:46,813 --> 00:02:48,315 Congrats. 68 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:50,984 Thank you. 69 00:02:53,194 --> 00:02:55,339 I always knew I was special. 70 00:02:55,363 --> 00:02:56,924 I knew it. 71 00:02:56,948 --> 00:02:58,009 I suffered. 72 00:02:58,033 --> 00:03:01,012 I suffered so many hardships, and I... 73 00:03:01,036 --> 00:03:04,080 I couldn't understand why. 74 00:03:04,664 --> 00:03:07,518 But you... you... 75 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:09,937 you always saw it. 76 00:03:09,961 --> 00:03:11,105 Didn't you? 77 00:03:11,129 --> 00:03:13,632 You knew all along I was special. 78 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:17,445 That is why I have chosen you 79 00:03:17,469 --> 00:03:20,931 to spread the word of my coming. 80 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:24,243 How? 81 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:27,622 Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth. 82 00:03:27,646 --> 00:03:28,706 Ah. 83 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,733 Jesus would kill for our marketing. Mm. 84 00:03:34,361 --> 00:03:35,737 What do you say? 85 00:03:37,989 --> 00:03:40,784 Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir. 86 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:42,743 Thank you. 87 00:03:55,715 --> 00:03:57,926 Oh, here he is. 88 00:03:58,510 --> 00:03:59,678 Back from the dead. 89 00:04:00,387 --> 00:04:02,657 Oh. Easy does it. 90 00:04:02,681 --> 00:04:04,140 Easy. 91 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:06,517 Here. 92 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,798 It's a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, innit? 93 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:20,383 - Uh, never saw it. - What? 94 00:04:20,407 --> 00:04:21,968 - Bollocks. I showed it to you. - No. 95 00:04:21,992 --> 00:04:23,135 You showed me Star Wars. 96 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:24,887 And Mom never let me watch any of 'em. 97 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:27,247 They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right? 98 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:29,892 Yeah. 99 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:33,145 Anyway, there's this bit, see. 100 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,481 Young Luke hops in his spaceship, 101 00:04:35,505 --> 00:04:38,192 fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader. 102 00:04:38,216 --> 00:04:41,720 - Cops-- - Wait. Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad? 103 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,490 Yeah. 104 00:04:44,514 --> 00:04:46,450 It's a bit of a spoiler. But, anyway, listen, 105 00:04:46,474 --> 00:04:50,162 the point is you should've waited till we got the virus sorted. 106 00:04:50,186 --> 00:04:51,479 This is a war. 107 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,166 And you're the best weapon we got. 108 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:56,627 But you ain't no use to anyone 109 00:04:56,651 --> 00:05:01,090 if you go put yourself into a body bag fore we put Homelander in one. 110 00:05:01,114 --> 00:05:02,967 At least I was brave enough to try. 111 00:05:02,991 --> 00:05:06,036 Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son. 112 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:09,914 You don't give a shit about me. 113 00:05:10,915 --> 00:05:12,083 Maybe you never did. 114 00:05:16,713 --> 00:05:19,049 Here. I'll fetch you some more water. 115 00:05:26,723 --> 00:05:28,975 Fucking teenagers. 116 00:05:39,277 --> 00:05:41,005 ♪ I was gone, too ♪ 117 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:42,381 ♪ but we roam, cellular phones ♪ 118 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:44,341 ♪ Doc, Meth back in the flesh, blood and bones ♪ 119 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:47,219 ♪ Don't condone, spend bank loans on homegrown ♪ 120 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:48,554 ♪ Suckers break like Turbo... 121 00:05:48,578 --> 00:05:51,330 Welcome back, motherfucker. 122 00:05:57,212 --> 00:05:58,379 Thank you. 123 00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:02,341 - I needed that. - Of course. 124 00:06:08,056 --> 00:06:09,933 What was that about? 125 00:06:12,936 --> 00:06:14,020 Nothing. 126 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,041 Oh. 127 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:18,167 Check you out. 128 00:06:18,191 --> 00:06:19,627 - Thank you, thank you. - All right. 129 00:06:19,651 --> 00:06:21,295 If you twats are all done with Fashion Week, 130 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:23,089 let's get to work, yeah? 131 00:06:23,113 --> 00:06:25,591 Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough? 132 00:06:25,615 --> 00:06:28,052 No, there was so little virus left. 133 00:06:28,076 --> 00:06:29,595 It needs time to multiply. 134 00:06:29,619 --> 00:06:30,888 You know what they say, huh? 135 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,431 Cook low and slow. 136 00:06:32,455 --> 00:06:33,849 How fucking long? 137 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:35,267 Weeks, at least. 138 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,936 Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now. 139 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,105 That place got shut down 80 years ago. 140 00:06:39,129 --> 00:06:41,941 If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find. 141 00:06:41,965 --> 00:06:43,609 And there is also the small matter 142 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,111 of the likely V'ed-up beast 143 00:06:45,135 --> 00:06:48,572 that spilled those Boy Scouts' innards like a Cadbury à la crème, huh? 144 00:06:48,596 --> 00:06:51,242 Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar? 145 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:53,202 Odds are they're ten steps ahead. 146 00:06:53,226 --> 00:06:56,205 If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, 147 00:06:56,229 --> 00:06:57,373 we save you. 148 00:06:57,397 --> 00:06:58,666 If you give a shit. 149 00:06:58,690 --> 00:07:00,918 If Homelander gets it, he's immortal, 150 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,254 virus is useless, and we're fucked sideways. 151 00:07:03,278 --> 00:07:06,215 So, who wants to go to... 152 00:07:06,239 --> 00:07:08,199 Clearfield? 153 00:07:08,992 --> 00:07:10,261 Who's gonna take care of Ryan? 154 00:07:10,285 --> 00:07:12,221 He's gone. He legged it. 155 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:14,080 Wonder whose fault that is. 156 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:17,601 Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate. 157 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:20,211 Unless you can tell us where Starlight is. 158 00:07:26,718 --> 00:07:27,903 Right. 159 00:07:27,927 --> 00:07:29,095 Let's get cracking. 160 00:07:42,275 --> 00:07:43,401 Annie. 161 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:45,570 Dad. 162 00:07:51,534 --> 00:07:53,721 Hey, listen, I need to talk to you. 163 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:55,097 I'm all ears. 164 00:07:55,121 --> 00:07:56,956 Okay, can you please stop doing that? 165 00:08:05,632 --> 00:08:06,859 How did you find me? 166 00:08:06,883 --> 00:08:08,569 I've been looking for months. 167 00:08:08,593 --> 00:08:10,487 You are really good at hiding. 168 00:08:10,511 --> 00:08:14,098 It has been 20 years, and that's the first thing that you have to say to me? 169 00:08:15,183 --> 00:08:16,309 What should I say? 170 00:08:18,353 --> 00:08:19,479 Dad? 171 00:08:24,442 --> 00:08:27,195 Annie, this is your brother... Mason. 172 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,759 It's simple, Mr. President. 173 00:08:31,783 --> 00:08:33,469 You defund the public schools 174 00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:36,555 and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies. 175 00:08:36,579 --> 00:08:39,183 You don't want kids reading about gay penguins 176 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:42,478 and becoming woke jihadis, do you? 177 00:08:42,502 --> 00:08:43,920 Thank you, sir. 178 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:47,399 Let me be clear. 179 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:48,776 Nobody summons me. 180 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,070 The last time I let a Black woman boss me around, 181 00:08:51,094 --> 00:08:52,446 it was Nell Carter. 182 00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:55,241 With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco. 183 00:08:55,265 --> 00:08:57,243 B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie. 184 00:08:57,267 --> 00:09:01,747 We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, "a big bowl of cocaine." 185 00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:04,250 - It's in my rider. - From 1984. 186 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:06,335 I think I can have whatever the fuck I want. 187 00:09:06,359 --> 00:09:08,587 You're welcome to take it up with Homelander. 188 00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:10,738 When he gets back from Fort Harmony. 189 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:14,176 Fort Harmony? 190 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,388 Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, 191 00:09:17,412 --> 00:09:21,624 and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1 at Fort Harmony. 192 00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:26,546 Isn't that where Dr. Vought first injected you? 193 00:09:28,131 --> 00:09:29,441 It's great news. 194 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:33,988 If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you. 195 00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:36,073 You'll get to spend eternity together. 196 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,307 Father and son. 197 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:39,267 Forever. 198 00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:41,352 Mm. 199 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,522 - When did he leave? - Hasn't left yet. 200 00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:49,837 Maybe you could go with him, show him where to look. 201 00:09:49,861 --> 00:09:52,779 After all, who knows that place better than you? 202 00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:10,733 It's weird. 203 00:10:10,757 --> 00:10:12,526 - No birds or animals. It's like-- - Fucking hell. 204 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,945 Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you? 205 00:10:14,969 --> 00:10:18,305 Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker. 206 00:10:27,065 --> 00:10:28,417 Oh, fuck that. 207 00:10:28,441 --> 00:10:29,835 Eh. 208 00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:32,296 - Not really my type, son. - Hey, how about showing a little respect? 209 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,672 You know, Hughie's right, Butcher. 210 00:10:33,696 --> 00:10:35,906 You should take her out to dinner first. 211 00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:39,970 Ah, let's see here. 212 00:10:39,994 --> 00:10:42,890 Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while. 213 00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:45,142 Something ripped them apart. 214 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:48,604 Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stalk these woods. 215 00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:50,564 Let's get a move on, then. 216 00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:53,090 Didn't come out here to get bummed by Bigfoot. 217 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:04,870 Mmm. 218 00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:06,728 Goddamn. This is delicious. 219 00:11:07,855 --> 00:11:09,500 Why'd I wait so long to try this? 220 00:11:09,524 --> 00:11:11,043 What was I worried about? 221 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:13,787 Probably the highest honor a fish can have, giving their lives to me. 222 00:11:14,987 --> 00:11:18,300 I bet they go to little fish heaven, with 47 virgin tuna. 223 00:11:18,324 --> 00:11:21,053 Yo. What the fuck, bro? 224 00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:22,137 I trusted you. 225 00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:23,639 Oh, so now you can talk, huh? 226 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:25,349 You think going full method is easy? 227 00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:28,310 Do you know how hard it's been to not talk? 228 00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:30,562 My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it. 229 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,106 But I fucking committed. 230 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:35,567 I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over. 231 00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:38,153 Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar? 232 00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:39,446 I thought we were friends. 233 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:42,366 I had your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are, 234 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:46,578 how your powers are a joke, how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian. 235 00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:47,746 Nobody says that. 236 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:48,997 Yes, they do. 237 00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:50,290 All the time. 238 00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:52,376 Well, let's not make a federal case out of this, Bro V. Wade. 239 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,670 I needed a win from Homelander. Edgar was it. 240 00:11:54,694 --> 00:11:56,195 It's a doggy dog world. 241 00:11:56,779 --> 00:11:58,424 Is that what you think the phrase is? 242 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:01,534 Whatever. Just... put your fucking mask back on. 243 00:12:02,785 --> 00:12:04,096 Oh. So that's how it is, huh? 244 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,681 You better watch your fucking back. 245 00:12:05,705 --> 00:12:08,183 Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it? 246 00:12:08,207 --> 00:12:09,893 Homelander's stoked about Edgar. 247 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,228 He loves me right now. 248 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,563 How long is that gonna last? 249 00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:15,187 You really think you're more important to him than his own father? 250 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,306 Open your asshole wider. 251 00:12:32,732 --> 00:12:36,128 Oh, man. The view from back here was crazy. 252 00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:37,778 You love it. 253 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,799 - Hon. - Hmm? 254 00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:43,135 Your super scream. 255 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,095 We really got to get you a stronger ball gag. 256 00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:47,139 The way you punish my sin pit, 257 00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:50,208 ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough. 258 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,688 I got to say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, 259 00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:55,814 I hung up on her. 260 00:12:55,838 --> 00:13:00,027 - But I do love busting gushers... - Mm. 261 00:13:00,051 --> 00:13:02,863 ...all over your pathetic worm face. 262 00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:04,305 Aw, baby. 263 00:13:11,938 --> 00:13:13,731 Ooh. 264 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,257 Oh, shoot. 265 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:26,094 I got to run. I forgot I have a-a meeting with the Worship Team. 266 00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:27,429 He's lying. The church is bankrupt. 267 00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:28,514 Wait, what? 268 00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:30,265 - The church is bankrupt? - What? 269 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:32,476 Who... Did Back Ashley tell you that? 270 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,811 After all that hot eye contact I was giving her? 271 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:37,272 - That two-faced bitch. - How do you lose money on a megachurch? 272 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:39,566 You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes. 273 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:41,944 Attendance is down. Donations are drying up. 274 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,688 And I'm sure the two Gulfstreams don't help. 275 00:13:44,512 --> 00:13:45,989 How deep in the hole are you? 276 00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:49,576 Just, uh... 150 million. 277 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,995 Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me? 278 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:54,456 You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals, 279 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,333 - not hauled before Congress. - Hey. 280 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,836 What happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face? 281 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,339 That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Faye. 282 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,550 This is ethics committees, subpoenas. 283 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:06,134 Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day. 284 00:14:06,158 --> 00:14:07,678 Well, what are we gonna do? 285 00:14:07,702 --> 00:14:09,721 We? You tell me. 286 00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:11,539 You're the fucking emissary of God. 287 00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:13,433 Ma'am, you have a visitor. 288 00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:15,501 I need y'all's help with something. 289 00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:19,189 Dang. 290 00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:21,424 Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here. 291 00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:29,491 Any sign of super cunt? 292 00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,392 Could already be inside. 293 00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:35,855 Well, let's find out. 294 00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:39,334 What's wrong? 295 00:14:39,358 --> 00:14:40,776 Annie. 296 00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:43,755 She'll come back. 297 00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,966 No. I almost died. 298 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,385 But she made it all about her and she took off. 299 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,512 I mean, last year, I got bad-touched by a shape-shifter, 300 00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:52,663 and she still found a way to make it about her. 301 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:54,915 She can be such a fucking bitch. 302 00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:01,815 Uh... Jesus, sorry, I-I didn't mean 303 00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:03,716 for that to come out so harsh. 304 00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:20,667 Fucking hell. 305 00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:21,776 Fuck happened here? 306 00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:24,630 Our V'd-up beast enjoyed 307 00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:26,489 an amuse-bouche, perhaps? 308 00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:30,093 Well, explains why we didn't hear no animals. 309 00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:31,744 I said that ten minutes ago. 310 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,870 Hi. Kathy. 311 00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:58,688 I have always wanted... 312 00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,166 It's nice to finally meet you. 313 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,274 So, you knew about this? 314 00:16:03,401 --> 00:16:05,170 You know what's funny? 315 00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:07,923 I must have asked you, like, a hundred times to go to Voughtland, 316 00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:10,300 but you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous. 317 00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:11,450 He said that? 318 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:13,439 Couldn't get him off that thing. 319 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,477 How's your mom? 320 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,671 She's okay. She's in hiding, but she's okay. 321 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,566 You're a cop? 322 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:32,197 Deputy. Thought you were working for, um, the telephone company. 323 00:16:32,221 --> 00:16:34,157 When's the last time you saw a pay phone? 324 00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:37,994 So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters? 325 00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:40,038 You mean terrorists? 326 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,290 - Mason. - Sorry, am I being rude? 327 00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:44,292 We're all good with serving tea to the Supe serial killer 328 00:16:44,316 --> 00:16:46,152 - in our living room? - That's enough. 329 00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:50,132 You know what? 330 00:16:50,156 --> 00:16:51,633 I'm sorry. 331 00:16:51,657 --> 00:16:54,368 I'm sorry, I've put you guys in danger just by being here. 332 00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:57,931 You were right keeping me a secret. 333 00:16:57,955 --> 00:16:59,516 I'll just go. 334 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,750 Annie, wait. 335 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,854 I'm making a stroganoff. 336 00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,564 Well, it's Hamburger Helper, but... 337 00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,566 Have dinner with us? 338 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,526 Wash your clothes, take a shower. 339 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:13,220 No offense, but you could use one. 340 00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:16,974 This is insane. 341 00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:23,749 Really? We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again? 342 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:25,709 Baja Green Goddess with Impossible Chorizo. 343 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:27,377 Yeah, can someone make a run to Home Depot 344 00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:29,421 and get me some organic peat moss soil? 345 00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:32,090 - Three pounds? Thank you. - All right, y'all. 346 00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:33,508 Let's keep it going. 347 00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:35,677 Blue sky day. No bad ideas. 348 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:39,055 Just got to sell Homelander as our Lord and savior is all. 349 00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:42,476 All right, I first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV? 350 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,562 He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from. 351 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,063 Oh, you couldn't do it live, though. 352 00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:48,482 We'd have to VFX the entire thing. 353 00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:49,900 Right, this is a "yes and" room. 354 00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:52,092 Oh, yes, and you're an idiot. 355 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,615 Okay. Uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine. 356 00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:59,242 Playing a quick game of opposites here, what if... 357 00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:01,703 it was something not fucking terrible? 358 00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:04,581 Like, what if Homelander 359 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,000 flew into all the major holy sites in the world? 360 00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:09,044 Let the people meet their new god 361 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,587 - in person, huh? - Mm. 362 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,839 Selfies with God. 363 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:16,802 Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount. 364 00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:19,054 That is your poster right there. Amen. 365 00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:22,307 - Mm-hmm. - This is amazing. 366 00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:26,520 And for the record, Homelander is 100% God, 367 00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:29,004 um, but won't some people say he's not? 368 00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:33,777 Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office. 369 00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:36,053 We prayed to God for help. He's answering. 370 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,199 Looks like Firecrotch has a point. 371 00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:41,201 - Excuse me? - The other Firecrotch. 372 00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,662 - Madam Vice President. - Because according to the snap poll here, 373 00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:45,038 only 22% of Americans 374 00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:47,332 would even accept Homelander as their one true God, 375 00:18:47,356 --> 00:18:49,417 making a real uphill battle to get him 376 00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:51,294 into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be. 377 00:18:51,318 --> 00:18:54,798 You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, 378 00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:56,883 but Vought Plus never releases any. 379 00:18:56,907 --> 00:19:01,078 Look, what we need to do is tell a story. 380 00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,684 Who here has read Joseph Campbell? 381 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,852 - Jesus Christ. - What? 382 00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,145 No wonder the Lamplighter: Light of Justice finale 383 00:19:09,169 --> 00:19:11,022 got a D-minus on A.V. Club. 384 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:15,819 Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes 385 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,779 from the Avenging Squad prequel. 386 00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,948 You try and make a good finale out of that. 387 00:19:19,972 --> 00:19:21,825 The problem is, we are trying to sell 388 00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:24,828 a product that no one is asking for. 389 00:19:24,852 --> 00:19:27,914 Like New Coke. Right? Everybody already loves Jesus. 390 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:30,064 They want to eat right out of his asshole. 391 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:34,296 Figuratively speaking, of course. 392 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,672 Jesus was a great man. 393 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,465 - Yeah. - The things he preached, 394 00:19:37,489 --> 00:19:40,051 turning the other cheek and... 395 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:41,827 taking in foreigners... 396 00:19:42,828 --> 00:19:45,039 ...caring for the poor... 397 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,185 ...that shit don't sell no more. 398 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:55,066 No, what we need is a church that preaches American. 399 00:19:55,090 --> 00:20:00,447 America is God's government, and we are his chosen people. 400 00:20:00,471 --> 00:20:04,849 Manifest Destiny, from sea to shining sea and shit. 401 00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:11,982 With a real American hero as our savior. 402 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:18,447 The Democratic Church... 403 00:20:19,823 --> 00:20:21,408 ...of America. 404 00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:26,640 You heard the numbers. 405 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:30,042 The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander "God." 406 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,711 I know what to call him. 407 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:40,737 Orson Welles wore a cape to cover his fat ass. 408 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,906 Well, we could still fly the rest of the way. 409 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:45,158 I told you, you're not fucking carrying me. 410 00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:46,642 All right. 411 00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:52,106 Oh, my God. 412 00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:55,776 What a couple of uggos. 413 00:20:58,445 --> 00:21:00,155 What changed your mind? 414 00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:03,826 Yesterday, you told me you wouldn't help me. 415 00:21:06,537 --> 00:21:08,914 Firecracker said you looked up to me. 416 00:21:09,999 --> 00:21:11,834 Guess you're not a complete idiot. 417 00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:14,980 I never said that. 418 00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:16,630 You want my help or not? 419 00:21:19,425 --> 00:21:22,529 The other day, when Clara Vought's name came up, 420 00:21:22,553 --> 00:21:24,555 I got the impression you knew her. 421 00:21:25,556 --> 00:21:27,933 I fucked her once or twice. That's all. 422 00:21:30,352 --> 00:21:32,438 - What? - You did? 423 00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:34,416 Uh... 424 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,943 Then, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one. 425 00:21:40,529 --> 00:21:42,573 Where is she? 426 00:21:43,699 --> 00:21:46,302 Dead. Suicide. 427 00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:47,595 Horseshit. 428 00:21:47,619 --> 00:21:49,597 She'd never off herself. 429 00:21:49,621 --> 00:21:51,290 Yeah, well, she did. 430 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,376 Did you see a body? 431 00:22:12,978 --> 00:22:14,372 Hey. 432 00:22:14,396 --> 00:22:16,231 I found something. 433 00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:19,002 Blueprints. 434 00:22:19,026 --> 00:22:22,047 Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground. 435 00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:23,131 There's the lab. 436 00:22:23,155 --> 00:22:24,924 If the V1 is here, that's where it should be. 437 00:22:24,948 --> 00:22:27,886 Blueprints? Oh, fucking magic. 438 00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:30,055 If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab. 439 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:31,973 I just said that. Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me? 440 00:22:31,997 --> 00:22:34,583 Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, luv. 441 00:22:35,751 --> 00:22:36,895 Why do you have to be such an asshole? 442 00:22:36,919 --> 00:22:38,813 Oh, finally twigged now, have you? 443 00:22:38,837 --> 00:22:42,525 No, you remind me every day. Oh, real Father of the Year, 444 00:22:42,549 --> 00:22:44,152 getting Ryan to fight your battles for you. 445 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:47,136 Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him. 446 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,783 Okay, you know what? It's not just Ryan. 447 00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:51,743 - Look what you did to M.M. - The fuck did he do to me? 448 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,912 He dragged you down in the shit with him, and the worst part, 449 00:22:53,936 --> 00:22:55,663 you let him do it, you fucking pussy. 450 00:22:55,687 --> 00:22:57,707 Everyone, s'il vous plaît. 451 00:22:57,731 --> 00:22:59,542 - "Pussy"? - Something is wrong here. 452 00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:01,169 This fucking nonce just called you a pussy. 453 00:23:01,193 --> 00:23:02,587 You gonna let him get away with that? 454 00:23:02,611 --> 00:23:04,172 Want me to put you in the fucking dirt? 455 00:23:04,196 --> 00:23:07,092 Yeah, fucking do it, M. Do it. Fucking do it. 456 00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:08,510 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 457 00:23:08,534 --> 00:23:11,721 - Hey. That's enough. - None of you ever listen to me. 458 00:23:11,745 --> 00:23:13,056 I listen to you. 459 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,891 You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else. 460 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,935 I don't need you to translate for me anymore. 461 00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:18,353 I'm not your fucking pet. 462 00:23:18,377 --> 00:23:20,688 Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal. 463 00:23:20,712 --> 00:23:22,482 Hey, stop! 464 00:23:22,506 --> 00:23:25,175 Can you not see there is something strange about this place? 465 00:23:25,968 --> 00:23:27,445 We need to focus. 466 00:23:27,469 --> 00:23:29,470 V1. Huh? 467 00:23:32,391 --> 00:23:33,809 Allons-y. 468 00:23:46,196 --> 00:23:47,531 Mason! 469 00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:54,806 Sorry about him. He's... 470 00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:57,082 It's okay. I used to be his age. 471 00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,144 I saw the sign out front. 472 00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:01,729 "In this house, we believe in Homelander"? 473 00:24:01,753 --> 00:24:04,149 New boss at the department made everybody put 'em up. 474 00:24:04,173 --> 00:24:06,818 We answer to a Supe named Livewire now. 475 00:24:06,842 --> 00:24:10,029 I don't round up Starlighters, by the way. 476 00:24:10,053 --> 00:24:11,948 When that order comes in, I catch the flu. 477 00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,533 And the other deputies? 478 00:24:13,557 --> 00:24:16,452 They think that Starlighters are coming for their kids. 479 00:24:16,476 --> 00:24:18,413 But that's a lie that Vought sells. 480 00:24:18,437 --> 00:24:21,875 - I know that. - Then why don't you say anything? 481 00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:23,751 The last guy that spoke up disappeared, 482 00:24:23,775 --> 00:24:26,403 middle of the night, with his wife and kids. 483 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:31,658 I'm not proud of it, Annie, but I have a family to protect. 484 00:24:34,494 --> 00:24:36,973 I came here to get, you know, some answers 485 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:40,685 and some closure before time runs out, but... 486 00:24:40,709 --> 00:24:41,960 Not what you expected? 487 00:24:43,045 --> 00:24:44,504 You could say that. 488 00:24:46,048 --> 00:24:49,068 After you left, I told myself that, 489 00:24:49,092 --> 00:24:51,070 you know, you just... you didn't want kids, 490 00:24:51,094 --> 00:24:55,140 but maybe you just didn't want me. 491 00:25:01,063 --> 00:25:02,314 Have a seat. 492 00:25:36,765 --> 00:25:38,534 This movie was shit. 493 00:25:38,558 --> 00:25:40,727 I did consider asking you for my money back. 494 00:25:41,853 --> 00:25:44,666 I didn't always approve of the choices you made, 495 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,775 but I was always proud of you. 496 00:25:48,568 --> 00:25:50,404 Maybe even more proud when you quit. 497 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,535 Why did you leave? 498 00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:02,642 The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission. 499 00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:04,310 El Salvador. 500 00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:07,188 We were young. 501 00:26:07,212 --> 00:26:08,547 Wanted to save the world. 502 00:26:10,048 --> 00:26:13,844 We were so happy when you came along. 503 00:26:14,886 --> 00:26:18,491 And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was... 504 00:26:18,515 --> 00:26:20,076 gonna give you a better life. 505 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:24,205 Better than a pay phone repairman could give you. 506 00:26:24,229 --> 00:26:28,042 She asked me, "Do you know how we can really change the world? 507 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,460 Raise a superhero." 508 00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:32,279 So, you-you got on board? 509 00:26:33,363 --> 00:26:38,452 Until she started telling you you were chosen by God. 510 00:26:39,161 --> 00:26:42,432 And th-the thing is, you believed it. 511 00:26:42,456 --> 00:26:45,500 And then she believed it, and I just... 512 00:26:46,793 --> 00:26:51,399 I couldn't keep lying to you, so I left. 513 00:26:51,423 --> 00:26:53,359 - You never even reached out. - To do what? 514 00:26:53,383 --> 00:26:55,320 Shatter your dreams? Keep lying to you? 515 00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:57,363 I'd have taken either. 516 00:26:57,387 --> 00:26:59,598 I needed you. 517 00:27:04,311 --> 00:27:07,397 If I could go back and change things, I would. 518 00:27:09,941 --> 00:27:12,128 I should have been there for you. 519 00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:13,487 Should have stood up for you. 520 00:27:15,906 --> 00:27:18,450 I'm sorry I left, Annie. 521 00:27:19,868 --> 00:27:22,329 It runs in the family, I guess. 522 00:27:23,413 --> 00:27:25,808 - What do you mean? - I flipped out the other day, 523 00:27:25,832 --> 00:27:27,459 and I ditched someone I really love. 524 00:27:29,086 --> 00:27:31,898 It's like he's, um... it's like he's my heart 525 00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:35,318 walking on the outside, and if they got to him, 526 00:27:35,342 --> 00:27:37,028 - I couldn't-- - Annie. 527 00:27:37,052 --> 00:27:40,323 The people we love aren't a weakness. 528 00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:42,808 They're the reason that we fight. 529 00:27:54,236 --> 00:27:56,130 Hey, is it all right if I talk to him? 530 00:27:56,154 --> 00:27:58,841 Of course. Uh, j-just... 531 00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:00,242 knock first. 532 00:28:01,326 --> 00:28:03,453 I learned that lesson the hard way. 533 00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:17,634 Yeah. The lab is this way. 534 00:28:19,636 --> 00:28:20,971 Whoa. 535 00:28:22,055 --> 00:28:23,491 Fucking hell. 536 00:28:23,515 --> 00:28:25,308 They've been here a minute, haven't they? 537 00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:28,437 Decades. 538 00:28:31,982 --> 00:28:33,251 Hunters. 539 00:28:33,275 --> 00:28:34,693 Look at their knives. 540 00:28:36,111 --> 00:28:39,006 These men, they killed each other. 541 00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:42,885 What if there is a monster here but it's us? 542 00:28:42,909 --> 00:28:44,178 What the fuck are you on about, Frenchie? 543 00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:45,888 Toxoplasmosis. 544 00:28:45,912 --> 00:28:49,016 It's a parasite in cat shit. It can infect humans. 545 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,352 Makes them react with explosive anger. 546 00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:52,979 You think we ate cat shit? 547 00:28:53,003 --> 00:28:55,523 Ate? No. 548 00:28:55,547 --> 00:28:59,402 If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate th-the plants. 549 00:28:59,426 --> 00:29:01,612 Their spores fills us with rage, 550 00:29:01,636 --> 00:29:04,014 we murder each other, and voilà... 551 00:29:05,015 --> 00:29:06,475 ...we're plant food for these vines. 552 00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:10,437 Okay, so like The Last of Us? 553 00:29:11,354 --> 00:29:14,149 No, that is just The Walking Dead with mushrooms. 554 00:29:14,774 --> 00:29:18,337 The dead campers, the animals, these hunters. 555 00:29:18,361 --> 00:29:21,966 Surely, you all see how strangely you've been acting. 556 00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:24,760 Us? I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole. 557 00:29:24,784 --> 00:29:27,221 Wait. You have a point. 558 00:29:27,245 --> 00:29:29,515 The copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades 559 00:29:29,539 --> 00:29:31,309 has surely altered my brain chemistry. 560 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,519 That's why I'm not affected. 561 00:29:33,543 --> 00:29:35,663 Guess being a junkie was good for something after all. 562 00:29:37,422 --> 00:29:39,442 Romeo and fucking Juliet. 563 00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:43,011 You two survive this war, I give you six months, tops. 564 00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:47,349 Well fucking well. 565 00:29:58,652 --> 00:30:00,320 Let's fucking go. 566 00:30:02,405 --> 00:30:05,301 Wh-Wh... Wh-Where are you going? 567 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:06,761 To top those cunts. 568 00:30:06,785 --> 00:30:08,425 You'll get us killed, you fucking idiots. 569 00:30:09,162 --> 00:30:11,057 Neither of you are thinking straight. 570 00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:13,267 Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie. 571 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,228 That ain't gonna do shit to me, sonny. 572 00:30:15,252 --> 00:30:16,628 No, but I will. 573 00:30:17,629 --> 00:30:20,233 Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you, then kill us. 574 00:30:20,257 --> 00:30:23,385 Then, if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's. 575 00:30:24,135 --> 00:30:25,887 Does that make your family safe? 576 00:30:26,888 --> 00:30:28,348 Is that the revenge you seek? 577 00:30:29,849 --> 00:30:31,934 Does that make things right for Becca? 578 00:30:34,729 --> 00:30:35,938 Fine. 579 00:30:41,194 --> 00:30:44,030 We must hurry before we tear each other apart. 580 00:30:45,031 --> 00:30:46,616 Or the Supes do. 581 00:30:48,243 --> 00:30:50,388 So, what's the plan? God! 582 00:30:50,412 --> 00:30:52,056 - Ugh! - The fuck, Frenchie? 583 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,517 It's deer urine. Hunters use it to attract prey, 584 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,353 but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander. 585 00:30:57,377 --> 00:30:59,921 You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off. 586 00:31:01,464 --> 00:31:04,843 I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses. 587 00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:09,448 It's just science, bro. 588 00:31:09,472 --> 00:31:12,243 When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body. 589 00:31:12,267 --> 00:31:14,352 Got to hold that shit in, right, Noir? 590 00:31:15,854 --> 00:31:17,415 Right, Noir? 591 00:31:17,439 --> 00:31:19,458 Fu-fu-fu-fuck you. 592 00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:21,586 Looks like you hit the wrong button there, broseph. 593 00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:23,921 B-B-Bitch says what? 594 00:31:23,945 --> 00:31:25,798 What? 595 00:31:25,822 --> 00:31:27,239 What? 596 00:31:31,286 --> 00:31:33,622 I just want to talk. 597 00:31:35,665 --> 00:31:38,185 - Wow. - Your picture was never up there. 598 00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:39,294 Yeah, good. 599 00:31:41,713 --> 00:31:45,693 Good. I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good. 600 00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:47,069 I don't put traitors on my wall. 601 00:31:47,093 --> 00:31:48,863 Okay, you know... 602 00:31:48,887 --> 00:31:51,365 what they say about me, none of it's true. 603 00:31:51,389 --> 00:31:53,909 Do you mean the part that you blew your way into The Seven 604 00:31:53,933 --> 00:31:56,120 or that you're a terrorist who traffics children? 605 00:31:56,144 --> 00:31:59,481 So that's, like, a hard no on getting into the back of my van? 606 00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:04,003 Hey, look, Mason, 607 00:32:04,027 --> 00:32:06,297 you go to school at Homelander Academy 608 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:10,384 and you come home and you watch thousands of TikToks every day. 609 00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:12,786 How is the truth supposed to compete with that? 610 00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:14,639 Whatever. 611 00:32:14,663 --> 00:32:16,641 You're, like, the FBI's Most Wanted. 612 00:32:16,665 --> 00:32:20,311 Oh, okay. Well, like it or not, the FBI's Most Wanted is your sister, 613 00:32:20,335 --> 00:32:24,649 so you can keep being an asshole about it or, you know, we can also talk about it. 614 00:32:24,673 --> 00:32:26,466 Is there a third option? 615 00:32:31,304 --> 00:32:32,657 Let me guess. 616 00:32:32,681 --> 00:32:36,851 Chocolate cream-filled every Thursday morning, right? 617 00:32:37,769 --> 00:32:39,521 Dad used to take me before school. 618 00:32:41,064 --> 00:32:43,566 It's one of the things I miss the most, actually. 619 00:32:44,442 --> 00:32:47,529 I think he was just taking me as his beard. 620 00:32:49,364 --> 00:32:51,865 Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes. 621 00:33:14,472 --> 00:33:16,325 Okay, it's not here. 622 00:33:16,349 --> 00:33:18,703 Fuck this and fuck you and fuck me. 623 00:33:18,727 --> 00:33:20,478 This is a goddam waste of time. 624 00:33:24,816 --> 00:33:25,900 Butcher. 625 00:33:26,985 --> 00:33:28,587 Take a look. 626 00:33:28,611 --> 00:33:30,965 Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it. 627 00:33:30,989 --> 00:33:33,092 Not too long ago, neither. 628 00:33:33,116 --> 00:33:35,744 They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe. 629 00:33:36,828 --> 00:33:39,724 Now, how many Supes do we know that can punch this hard? 630 00:33:39,748 --> 00:33:41,374 A dozen. Maybe more. 631 00:33:42,876 --> 00:33:44,002 What is it? 632 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:47,481 - Heroin. - Heroin. 633 00:33:47,505 --> 00:33:49,883 Of course you would fucking know that. 634 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:53,696 Huh. So... 635 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,073 a punch like a bleeding sledgehammer 636 00:33:56,097 --> 00:33:58,349 and a taste for fucking smack. 637 00:33:59,809 --> 00:34:01,078 Bombsight. 638 00:34:01,102 --> 00:34:04,123 No one has seen Bombsight for decades. 639 00:34:04,147 --> 00:34:05,541 He's likely dead. 640 00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:06,900 What if he's not, asshole? 641 00:34:07,525 --> 00:34:10,504 He'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here. 642 00:34:10,528 --> 00:34:13,048 You mean Bombsight from Soldier Boy's first team? 643 00:34:13,072 --> 00:34:15,872 Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1? What's he need more for? 644 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:22,975 Hey, Ed. 645 00:34:22,999 --> 00:34:24,560 - Everything all right? - Yeah, 646 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:26,562 I'm sorry to bother you on your day off. 647 00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:29,899 This is gonna sound crazy. Is Starlight in there? 648 00:34:29,923 --> 00:34:31,400 I'm s... I'm sorry, what? 649 00:34:31,424 --> 00:34:32,675 I got a call from Mason. 650 00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:35,988 But it's a joke, right? 651 00:34:36,012 --> 00:34:37,638 Tell me it's a joke. 652 00:34:44,437 --> 00:34:45,706 She's my daughter. 653 00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:46,916 Your daughter? 654 00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:49,335 Jesus Christ. Can't he ever fucking lie? 655 00:34:49,359 --> 00:34:51,587 I've known you 20 years, and y-you never-- 656 00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:53,631 - I should have told you. - She's a serial killer. 657 00:34:53,655 --> 00:34:56,366 She's not. I promise you. 658 00:34:57,075 --> 00:35:01,096 I'm begging you, get back in your cruiser and let this go. 659 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,850 Are you crazy? I am not dying in a prison camp over this. 660 00:35:04,874 --> 00:35:06,084 I got to take her in. 661 00:35:07,544 --> 00:35:09,522 You need to step aside right now. 662 00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:11,505 Please, Ed, just take a breath. 663 00:35:13,883 --> 00:35:15,736 - Hands up right now. - I don't think so. 664 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,969 Walk away. 665 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:21,200 - Ed, put it down. - I said now. 666 00:35:21,224 --> 00:35:22,827 - Walk away. - No. 667 00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:24,745 - You're under arrest. - Ed, relax. 668 00:35:24,769 --> 00:35:26,038 - Everybody, please, just-- - I'm warning you. 669 00:35:26,062 --> 00:35:27,540 I said walk away. 670 00:35:27,564 --> 00:35:29,899 Would the both of you fucking stop! 671 00:35:35,405 --> 00:35:37,216 I-I'm sorry, I just... 672 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,010 Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday. 673 00:35:40,034 --> 00:35:43,514 After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months? 674 00:35:43,538 --> 00:35:45,432 Yeah, and you lied to my face the whole time. 675 00:35:45,456 --> 00:35:47,268 I know you're scared. I'm scared, too. 676 00:35:47,292 --> 00:35:48,978 But what Vought's been making us do, 677 00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:51,814 pulling people out of their homes, our neighbors, 678 00:35:51,838 --> 00:35:53,172 and sending them to... 679 00:35:54,173 --> 00:35:55,609 God knows where. 680 00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:56,885 You know it's wrong. 681 00:36:00,221 --> 00:36:02,491 Annie's my daughter, and I love her. 682 00:36:02,515 --> 00:36:04,475 I should've stood up for her a long time ago. 683 00:36:05,268 --> 00:36:06,745 She's not what they say she is. 684 00:36:06,769 --> 00:36:08,581 She's a good person, Ed. 685 00:36:08,605 --> 00:36:10,875 And if good people stop trying to do the right thing, 686 00:36:10,899 --> 00:36:13,443 then what the hell chance do we have? 687 00:36:18,823 --> 00:36:20,509 She better be gone in an hour, 688 00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:23,929 or I swear to God, I'm coming back with Livewire, 689 00:36:23,953 --> 00:36:26,098 I'm hauling you both in. 690 00:36:26,122 --> 00:36:28,416 Thanks. Thank you. 691 00:36:39,385 --> 00:36:41,530 Smells like deer piss. 692 00:36:41,554 --> 00:36:44,408 The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines, 693 00:36:44,432 --> 00:36:46,827 still picking Nazi brains out of my hair. 694 00:36:46,851 --> 00:36:50,039 And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Vought's trials. 695 00:36:50,063 --> 00:36:52,398 - Mm-hmm. - Not soft little hog chompers. 696 00:36:53,483 --> 00:36:56,211 Of course. No, I forgot how tough you were. 697 00:36:56,235 --> 00:36:59,131 Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck. 698 00:36:59,155 --> 00:37:01,216 I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape. 699 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,761 What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet? 700 00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:06,013 Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet 701 00:37:06,037 --> 00:37:08,717 when I pulled it out of Stormfront and wiped it on her fucking chin. 702 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,133 Ooh, look. More uggos. 703 00:37:20,927 --> 00:37:22,512 Friends of yours? 704 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:28,810 Oh, shit. 705 00:37:30,311 --> 00:37:31,830 They're right above us. 706 00:37:31,854 --> 00:37:33,248 We best get the fuck out of here. 707 00:37:33,272 --> 00:37:35,417 - Come on. - Hey. Hey. What about the V1? 708 00:37:35,441 --> 00:37:38,236 If Bombsight has the V1, then it saves us from having to torch it. 709 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:40,321 What are you talking about? 710 00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:42,572 Who's "us"? 711 00:37:45,243 --> 00:37:46,345 What? 712 00:37:46,369 --> 00:37:48,889 You think the world needs more immortal cunts, do you? 713 00:37:48,913 --> 00:37:51,725 We need it to save Annie and Kimiko. 714 00:37:51,749 --> 00:37:54,103 You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you? 715 00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:56,146 Shh. Homelander will hear us. 716 00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:59,191 And you, you've just been going along with it again. 717 00:37:59,215 --> 00:38:00,818 We can't take the risk, Hughie. 718 00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:02,987 And if she has to be collateral damage so that 719 00:38:03,011 --> 00:38:06,323 Homelander dies and my daughter lives, we ain't got no fucking choice. 720 00:38:06,347 --> 00:38:08,200 Oh, easy for you to say. It won't fucking kill you. 721 00:38:08,224 --> 00:38:09,410 Well, at least he knows 722 00:38:09,434 --> 00:38:11,870 when to keep his gob shut and do as he's fucking told. 723 00:38:11,894 --> 00:38:13,080 - Shh! - Excuse me? 724 00:38:13,104 --> 00:38:15,374 No, no, no. We don't have time for this. We need to find a way out now. 725 00:38:15,398 --> 00:38:16,750 Want to know a little secret, Butcher? 726 00:38:16,774 --> 00:38:19,253 I cheered when I found out that you were dying, 727 00:38:19,277 --> 00:38:21,672 'cause at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass. 728 00:38:21,696 --> 00:38:23,215 You know, I used to say to these guys, 729 00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,385 "Don't give up on Butcher. There's good in him fighting to get out." 730 00:38:26,409 --> 00:38:29,972 I was wrong. If there was anything human in there, it's dead. 731 00:38:29,996 --> 00:38:34,143 Underneath that chestful of octo-cocks, you are just a fucking monster. 732 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:35,936 Well, maybe I like it better that way. 733 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,313 That parasite's not just in you. It is you. 734 00:38:38,337 --> 00:38:39,481 You're the cancer. 735 00:38:39,505 --> 00:38:40,858 Lower your voices. 736 00:38:40,882 --> 00:38:43,402 You are just as bad as Homelander, maybe worse. 737 00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:45,446 And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you. 738 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:46,739 And what you gonna do about it? 739 00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:49,181 - I'll fucking kill you. - No, stop! 740 00:38:51,017 --> 00:38:52,870 Kimiko! 741 00:38:52,894 --> 00:38:54,038 Please. 742 00:38:54,062 --> 00:38:55,646 Calm down. 743 00:38:59,025 --> 00:39:00,377 I told you I'm not your pet. 744 00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:01,721 I'm done following your commands. 745 00:39:04,113 --> 00:39:05,716 Kimiko. 746 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:06,740 Hey. 747 00:39:10,995 --> 00:39:13,371 Come on, M.M. I mean, if Butcher will let you. 748 00:39:20,338 --> 00:39:22,215 Everybody, please stop! 749 00:39:40,358 --> 00:39:43,569 Oi! Where do you think you're going? 750 00:39:45,279 --> 00:39:47,115 Mon coeur. Hey. 751 00:39:48,407 --> 00:39:49,742 Don't. 752 00:39:53,579 --> 00:39:55,331 Tough guy, my ass. 753 00:39:56,332 --> 00:39:58,644 - What? - You, your whole bit. 754 00:39:58,668 --> 00:40:01,522 This whole "guts and glory" thing. 755 00:40:01,546 --> 00:40:02,940 What a fucking joke. 756 00:40:02,964 --> 00:40:04,983 I read your classified file. 757 00:40:05,007 --> 00:40:08,028 Your brother won a Silver Star for bravery at Anzio, 758 00:40:08,052 --> 00:40:13,325 and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Vought's trials. 759 00:40:13,349 --> 00:40:18,997 Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory, 760 00:40:19,021 --> 00:40:24,002 making you look all the more feeble in comparison. 761 00:40:24,026 --> 00:40:25,945 You don't know shit about me. 762 00:40:27,071 --> 00:40:28,239 Really? 763 00:40:29,365 --> 00:40:32,094 I know that when they tried to inject you with the V, 764 00:40:32,118 --> 00:40:36,223 you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table. 765 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:38,183 And you pissed yourself, 766 00:40:38,207 --> 00:40:40,435 crying for your mommy 767 00:40:40,459 --> 00:40:45,089 like the whiny, spoiled little rich boy that you are. 768 00:40:46,299 --> 00:40:49,886 They gave you the world, and you, you deserve nothing. 769 00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:52,531 Oh, Christ. 770 00:40:52,555 --> 00:40:54,765 What's this shithole now? 771 00:40:56,684 --> 00:40:57,893 What are you doing? 772 00:41:03,274 --> 00:41:04,751 Oh, well done. 773 00:41:04,775 --> 00:41:06,461 I'll be out of here in 30 seconds. 774 00:41:06,485 --> 00:41:08,279 Maybe. Maybe not. 775 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:12,593 It's enriched uranium. 776 00:41:12,617 --> 00:41:15,637 They'd stick us Supes in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb. 777 00:41:15,661 --> 00:41:17,848 Now, for a normal joe, they'd be dead in minutes, 778 00:41:17,872 --> 00:41:20,267 but for you, it's a stomach flu. 779 00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:21,810 Good luck, though, 780 00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:25,462 getting out of a Supe-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass. 781 00:41:35,389 --> 00:41:37,117 Where are you going? 782 00:41:37,141 --> 00:41:41,229 I'm gonna go destroy any V1 that I find, you Triple Crown cock jockey. 783 00:41:41,812 --> 00:41:43,731 - Why? - You don't get it, do you? 784 00:41:44,815 --> 00:41:47,025 How much I can't fucking stand you. 785 00:42:24,563 --> 00:42:26,399 Mon Dieu. 786 00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:31,362 Hughie. 787 00:42:34,824 --> 00:42:36,843 Come on, son. 788 00:42:36,867 --> 00:42:39,244 Come and have a go. 789 00:42:57,555 --> 00:43:01,976 Oh, if only the world could see you now. 790 00:43:02,935 --> 00:43:05,104 Not so fucking super, are you? 791 00:43:05,896 --> 00:43:08,481 You, uh... you got a bit of... 792 00:43:14,530 --> 00:43:16,550 Did your dad put you in time-out? 793 00:43:16,574 --> 00:43:18,760 Ooh. That's got to sting, 794 00:43:18,784 --> 00:43:22,997 knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you. 795 00:43:24,081 --> 00:43:26,876 What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue? 796 00:43:28,586 --> 00:43:30,462 Will wonders ever cease? 797 00:43:32,173 --> 00:43:33,966 Tell me something. 798 00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:40,014 If you do get the juice in you, you think that makes you a god, don't you? 799 00:43:42,266 --> 00:43:45,454 Seems like I know you pretty well after all. 800 00:43:45,478 --> 00:43:48,749 Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats 801 00:43:48,773 --> 00:43:52,586 gargling your bollocks and singing hosanna, 802 00:43:52,610 --> 00:43:54,504 you still wouldn't be happy. 803 00:43:54,528 --> 00:43:57,883 'Cause deep down, you're just a weak, 804 00:43:57,907 --> 00:44:01,160 thin-skinned, needy little boy. 805 00:44:02,453 --> 00:44:04,455 You beat the shit out of your own son. 806 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:09,085 Don't get weaker than that. 807 00:44:17,593 --> 00:44:21,156 Ryan is alive. 808 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:23,241 Because he's strong. 809 00:44:23,265 --> 00:44:25,369 'Cause he's my son. 810 00:44:25,393 --> 00:44:27,037 The son of God. 811 00:44:27,061 --> 00:44:29,122 You ain't no god. 812 00:44:29,146 --> 00:44:32,793 How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you 813 00:44:32,817 --> 00:44:35,027 shit your fucking spine out? 814 00:44:38,989 --> 00:44:41,200 You don't have it, do you? 815 00:44:43,828 --> 00:44:45,454 The virus. 816 00:44:51,585 --> 00:44:52,771 Don't I? 817 00:44:52,795 --> 00:44:56,400 No, you don't. 818 00:44:56,424 --> 00:44:58,509 You would have used it by now. 819 00:45:03,848 --> 00:45:06,952 You have no way to stop me, do you? 820 00:45:06,976 --> 00:45:08,537 Oh, William. 821 00:45:08,561 --> 00:45:11,272 You have no idea what you're up against. 822 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,733 You can't intervene. 823 00:45:15,484 --> 00:45:17,921 I will get the V1, 824 00:45:17,945 --> 00:45:21,883 and when I do, I'm gonna flay you alive. 825 00:45:21,907 --> 00:45:26,120 You, Starlight, all the nonbelievers. 826 00:45:27,204 --> 00:45:31,726 You're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood. 827 00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:35,588 I promise you, before I die... 828 00:45:38,841 --> 00:45:40,694 ...I'll fucking have you. 829 00:45:40,718 --> 00:45:43,697 You're all fucking paste! 830 00:45:43,721 --> 00:45:46,032 I can take what's mine, 831 00:45:46,056 --> 00:45:49,453 and that makes this whole fucking shit ball 832 00:45:49,477 --> 00:45:52,706 my birthright! 833 00:45:52,730 --> 00:45:54,522 My destiny! 834 00:46:25,554 --> 00:46:26,639 Fucker! 835 00:46:28,933 --> 00:46:30,434 Shit. 836 00:47:24,321 --> 00:47:25,906 Damn. Shit. 837 00:47:37,001 --> 00:47:38,186 Shit. 838 00:47:38,210 --> 00:47:39,502 Fuck. 839 00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:47,885 The fu... 840 00:47:49,805 --> 00:47:50,931 Hey! 841 00:48:08,782 --> 00:48:10,575 My God. 842 00:48:17,082 --> 00:48:18,500 Quinn. 843 00:48:19,335 --> 00:48:20,628 You knew this man? 844 00:48:23,547 --> 00:48:26,008 You were in Dr. Vought's trials together. 845 00:48:27,092 --> 00:48:28,945 Figures this would be you. 846 00:48:28,969 --> 00:48:31,364 You ugly piece of shit. 847 00:48:31,388 --> 00:48:32,514 Oh, you hated me. 848 00:48:33,724 --> 00:48:36,995 Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole. 849 00:48:37,019 --> 00:48:39,479 Never seen a lick of real combat, huh? 850 00:48:42,149 --> 00:48:44,294 You still fucking hate me, don't you? 851 00:48:44,318 --> 00:48:46,296 This creature is nothing but hate. 852 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,214 He makes us hate. 853 00:48:48,238 --> 00:48:50,491 He's the cause of all of this. 854 00:48:51,116 --> 00:48:52,451 Listen to me. 855 00:48:53,535 --> 00:48:56,723 You are the only one who can end it. Put a stop to his misery. 856 00:48:56,747 --> 00:49:00,018 Put him out of his misery? No, no. God, no. 857 00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:01,377 No, I like him like this. 858 00:49:03,295 --> 00:49:05,214 Oh, fuck you, bitch! 859 00:49:07,007 --> 00:49:09,778 Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh? 860 00:49:09,802 --> 00:49:11,780 Fuck you. Fuck you! 861 00:49:11,804 --> 00:49:13,239 'Cause I still got it. 862 00:49:13,263 --> 00:49:15,557 I got all of it. I fucking won! 863 00:49:20,521 --> 00:49:23,565 If you won't kill him, all of us will die. 864 00:49:31,198 --> 00:49:33,343 I know why Quinn hates you. 865 00:49:33,367 --> 00:49:34,469 Oh, is that right? 866 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:37,180 Because he sees you for what you really are. 867 00:49:37,204 --> 00:49:39,140 He was a real soldier. 868 00:49:39,164 --> 00:49:41,601 You were just a boy playing dress-up. 869 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:45,271 But you got to be the hero while he got to be this. 870 00:49:45,295 --> 00:49:47,357 Now, where's the justice in that? 871 00:49:47,381 --> 00:49:49,859 - It should be you up there. - Shut up. 872 00:49:49,883 --> 00:49:51,008 It should be your pain. 873 00:49:52,970 --> 00:49:55,740 You are nothing but a coward. 874 00:49:55,764 --> 00:49:57,515 I said shut your fucking mouth! 875 00:50:16,493 --> 00:50:17,661 Hughie? 876 00:50:19,621 --> 00:50:21,957 I'm-I'm sorry. 877 00:50:24,251 --> 00:50:25,544 Yeah. 878 00:50:27,755 --> 00:50:29,173 Me, too. 879 00:51:02,331 --> 00:51:04,875 Fuck. I'm sorry. 880 00:51:05,459 --> 00:51:07,044 I'm so fucking sorry. 881 00:51:37,533 --> 00:51:39,636 ♪ Trumpet, a little bit of Monica ♪ 882 00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:41,346 ♪ in my life ♪ 883 00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:43,973 ♪ A little bit of Erica by my side ♪ 884 00:51:43,997 --> 00:51:46,726 ♪ A little bit of Rita's all I need ♪ 885 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:49,437 ♪ A little bit of Tina's what I see ♪ 886 00:51:49,461 --> 00:51:52,148 ♪ A little bit of Sandra in the sun ♪ 887 00:51:52,172 --> 00:51:55,259 ♪ A little bit of Mary all night long ♪ 888 00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,302 Well... 889 00:51:58,262 --> 00:52:01,741 That was the best stroganoff I have ever had. 890 00:52:01,765 --> 00:52:03,326 It definitely wasn't, 891 00:52:03,350 --> 00:52:05,853 but that's kind of you. 892 00:52:08,230 --> 00:52:10,583 You have something you want to say? 893 00:52:10,607 --> 00:52:11,817 Sorry. 894 00:52:13,318 --> 00:52:14,653 You want to try that again? 895 00:52:15,737 --> 00:52:17,215 I'm sorry. 896 00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,592 Good. But you're grounded till you're 20. 897 00:52:19,616 --> 00:52:21,493 Mm, more like 30. 898 00:52:22,578 --> 00:52:24,872 I hope we see each other again. 899 00:52:25,956 --> 00:52:27,207 Me, too. 900 00:52:34,464 --> 00:52:35,817 Annie? 901 00:52:35,841 --> 00:52:37,676 Don't make the same mistake I did. 902 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,762 Don't give up on the people you love, all right? 903 00:53:55,087 --> 00:53:56,838 The V1 wasn't here. 904 00:54:05,013 --> 00:54:06,431 Were you... 905 00:54:08,141 --> 00:54:09,267 Were you crying? 906 00:54:12,896 --> 00:54:15,065 Just fucking do it already. 907 00:54:48,598 --> 00:54:49,933 Thank you. 908 00:54:50,726 --> 00:54:52,978 We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up. 909 00:54:54,062 --> 00:54:57,524 Oh. Yeah, well, taking charge... 910 00:54:58,775 --> 00:55:00,753 ...was the most horrible thing I've ever done. 911 00:55:00,777 --> 00:55:03,155 Never let me do it again. Never. 912 00:55:07,367 --> 00:55:09,619 I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore. 913 00:55:10,704 --> 00:55:13,641 I don't remember you calling me that. 914 00:55:13,665 --> 00:55:16,251 I didn't? I thought I did. 915 00:55:17,335 --> 00:55:19,063 You're not wrong. 916 00:55:19,087 --> 00:55:22,567 I was, once. 917 00:55:22,591 --> 00:55:24,777 But I am clean now. 918 00:55:24,801 --> 00:55:28,138 And I can be whatever you need. 919 00:55:33,643 --> 00:55:35,479 I don't want to change you. 920 00:55:36,897 --> 00:55:39,149 It's that... 921 00:55:40,859 --> 00:55:43,195 ...I'm trying to change myself. 922 00:55:45,030 --> 00:55:46,883 The reason I can speak now, it's... 923 00:55:46,907 --> 00:55:50,011 it's because I did so much work to let go of my... 924 00:55:50,035 --> 00:55:51,536 chaos. 925 00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:54,331 The thing is... 926 00:55:55,415 --> 00:55:56,893 ...you love chaos. 927 00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:58,394 You thrive in it. 928 00:55:58,418 --> 00:55:59,628 Which is fine, but... 929 00:56:01,213 --> 00:56:03,131 ...I can't go back to that. 930 00:56:08,011 --> 00:56:10,055 So, where does that leave us? 931 00:56:38,416 --> 00:56:39,936 I'm sorry. 932 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,646 I shouldn't have left you. I should've been here. 933 00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:45,149 Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't. 934 00:56:45,173 --> 00:56:46,341 Super good day to miss. 935 00:57:00,981 --> 00:57:02,107 Listen, mate. 936 00:57:02,691 --> 00:57:04,961 - That shite I said... - Hey. 937 00:57:04,985 --> 00:57:06,712 Don't tell me you didn't mean it, a'ight? 938 00:57:06,736 --> 00:57:09,632 'Cause I sure as hell meant every fucking word I said. 939 00:57:09,656 --> 00:57:11,283 So, we got a problem? 940 00:57:17,914 --> 00:57:19,100 We cool, man. 941 00:57:19,124 --> 00:57:20,458 We cool. 942 00:57:28,091 --> 00:57:29,527 What are you doing? 943 00:57:29,551 --> 00:57:31,070 Just thinking. 944 00:57:31,094 --> 00:57:34,430 Well, the shit show is on. 945 00:57:35,515 --> 00:57:37,535 ♪ From sea ♪ 946 00:57:37,559 --> 00:57:41,581 ♪ to shining ♪ 947 00:57:41,605 --> 00:57:44,500 ♪ sea ♪ 948 00:57:44,524 --> 00:57:48,212 ♪ America ♪ 949 00:57:48,236 --> 00:57:51,239 Yes! Yes! 950 00:57:55,535 --> 00:57:57,077 Brothers and sisters. 951 00:57:58,872 --> 00:58:02,310 Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate 952 00:58:02,334 --> 00:58:04,187 to bear witness on this day. 953 00:58:04,211 --> 00:58:07,106 Because today... 954 00:58:07,130 --> 00:58:09,942 is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace. 955 00:58:09,966 --> 00:58:12,469 - Can I get an amen? - Amen! 956 00:58:13,470 --> 00:58:16,032 I mean, I love all this, love, 957 00:58:16,056 --> 00:58:18,409 but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever? 958 00:58:18,433 --> 00:58:20,244 I did. 959 00:58:20,268 --> 00:58:21,662 Now I believe in Homelander. 960 00:58:21,686 --> 00:58:23,414 - She's lying. - No shit. 961 00:58:23,438 --> 00:58:25,564 Excuse me? 962 00:58:27,192 --> 00:58:30,046 But today, brothers and sisters, today, 963 00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:33,280 we set America back on its true course. 964 00:58:34,950 --> 00:58:37,178 Starting today, brothers and sisters, 965 00:58:37,202 --> 00:58:42,683 we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding. 966 00:58:42,707 --> 00:58:46,520 We will be patriots of faith. 967 00:58:46,544 --> 00:58:50,608 We will fulfill our Founding Fathers' dream. 968 00:58:50,632 --> 00:58:55,571 Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes 969 00:58:55,595 --> 00:58:58,931 the Democratic Church of America. 970 00:59:02,978 --> 00:59:07,041 And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, 971 00:59:07,065 --> 00:59:09,024 he is not just a man... 972 00:59:11,194 --> 00:59:14,614 ...he's not just a super man... 973 00:59:18,910 --> 00:59:24,248 ...he is the Prophet of the Lord! 974 00:59:26,209 --> 00:59:30,189 He is the Prophet of America! 975 00:59:30,213 --> 00:59:33,967 He is the Prophet Homelander! 976 00:59:51,026 --> 00:59:54,463 Homelander! Homelander! Homelander! 977 00:59:54,487 --> 00:59:56,281 Homelander! Home--